So my girlfriend went to an M-Glow paint fest (lol) and then I saw her when she got back and it looked like a clown jizzed on her haha. Pics to prove!
My Girlfriend and the Clown!
Reply
Socially Awkward Exit
Sometimes when I’m in a new building or new office (I work in a lot of Dr.’s offices in my line of work) and I’m leaving the office, I have a tendency to make a fool out of myself by opening a closet door instead of the door to exit. I feel like an idiot immediately afterwards and I’m sure everyone at the front desk enjoyed a good chuckle. This really only happens when there are two doors right next to each other, one’s the exit and the other is a storage closet or an unmarked bathroom in some cases.
If a Picture is Worth a Thousand Words…
Just a Philosoraptor that I made from a thought that I had. Enjoy.
Directions to Mordor
You’ve got to love Google’s sense of humor! They are always hiding funny stuff within their home page and maps etc… the list goes on. Here’s a perfect example. If you don’t believe this, try it for yourself. Just make sure you have “walking” directions selected for this. These are simple directions on how to walk from “The Shire” to “Mordor.” Please use caution!
New Organic Beats By Dre
Picked these badboys up today!
Cranky Old Men
Not all older people in are always cranky, but in general they mostly are. They are always upset with the younger generations for everything we do (for the most part.) I decided to do a quick search on this and Yahoo answers never fails to amuse me!
Scumbag Friend
I hate it when you are hanging out with your friends and you start to tell them how much you like something and immediately they start to trash it and tell you how much they hate it or why it’s stupid. A perfect example was when I was young and I told my friend how much I enjoyed my hobby of paintballing and he immediatley started to say how much he hated it and that it was the stupidest thing ever. I feel there are just too many people who want to start arguments just to be a jerk.
This Annoys the Hell out of me…
I can’t stand how lazy some people can be. It it sucks worse when it’s the people that you live with. I happen to live with my girlfriend and her 3 roomates at her college for a little while. What I really hate is how it is only my girlfriend and I who take out the trash, wash the dishes and empty the dishwasher. One of the roomates had the nerve to put a sticker on the dishwasher (after we loaded and ran it) that says “Clean” NO SHIT IT’S CLEAN! How about take the clean fucking dishes out of the goddamned dishwasher and put them where the fuck they belong? It’s not that hard to do, but instead your lazy ass puts a fucking sticky note on it that basically says “fuck off, you retarded pieces of shit, I run this shit, I’m a lazy fuck and you will do my bidding.” Anyway here’s the actual picture of not to long a go.
A Little Happiness can go a Long way
This is what I had today after lunch at work as dessert. Brought the kid in me back and sure as hell was delicious! Nothing’s better than cookies and milk and sure helped relieve stress from today’s hard work. (No, I did not eat ALL the cookies… just a bit too many)
That Heart Stopping Moment
Almost every guy has more than likely had this experience. When you are on the bowl and you accidentally touch “the tip” to the edge of the bowl and you get that heart-dropping feeling like the world is going to end. It personally freaks me out and I have to shower or wash it right away because it is so nasty. Who wants to think about how many other people touched that? GROSS! It happens to plenty of people I’m sure and I just hope it never turns out bad for me one day. Here’s a Rage Comic I’ve made to illustrate it.
